I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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