OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Randomize
