idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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