So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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