To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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