She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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