Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
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