Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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