We got so high we made milksteak
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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