I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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