so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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