You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I am full of burrito and curiosity
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
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