Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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