I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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