her vagine was all disorganized.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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