You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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