haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Let's paint friendship bongs
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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