i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You are a genius and a whore.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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