I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Farmville is her only friend.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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