just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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