yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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