I am puke
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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