Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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