Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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