If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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