how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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