White coat. Heels.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
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