I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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