either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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