Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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