someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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