ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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