Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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