You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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