Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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