So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Why are your pants in the freezer?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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