Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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