She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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