You're so nebulous sometimes
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
There are leaves in my underwear?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize