so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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