You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
