Small penises have feelings too.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Randomize
