last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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