so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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