When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Boobs speak an international language.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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