Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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