I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
My dick has a subreddit
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
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