I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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