You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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