Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Pants are for mortals
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
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