i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Randomize
