Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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