I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
