but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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