We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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