I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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