so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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