can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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