You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
