I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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